Luxury sedan on its way for ACME Corp

Isengaard, Midgard, August 1st, 2007 - ACME Corporation, a leading manufactorer of unusual cars, announced today its plans for the development of luxury sedan.

Dubbed "Cinquecento" as a reference to its horsepower, the car looks small but it's incredibily fast.

The car boasts also zero emissions thanks to its innovative "hamster-powered" engine: 10,000 hamsters are running like crazy in the engine head and provide clean power to the powertrain; refueling for this car indicates the replacement of one or more dead hamsters.

This is a great car - said Paul David Hewson, ACME Corp. CEO - and I'm gonna dump my fookin' Maserati Quattroporte for it.

Paul David Hewson
CEO, ACME Corp.